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Let's give this a try to be truthful. I'm on a long, good-intentioned, somewhat apathetic path back to my sixth grade self.

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Great smile!

Credit:    ( Sidney Crosby ) THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THE PHOTO  !!!!?!  this is the best day ever

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Step 1: Acknowledge your gay teammate

Say hello. Say “nice game.” Perhaps give him a compliment on a tackle, or a catch, or a great run. Maybe throw in a high-five or, if that is too uncomfortable for you (it shouldn’t be), give any another indication that you’re happy he’s on your team, even if he plays for a different team off the field.

Step 2: Acknowledge that he’s human

Ask a question about his life. How’s his family? His partner? Talk about shared interests (Yes! You likely have shared interests with this homosexual human!) If you don’t know what this person likes, ask. Or talk about the weather! Or Beyoncé! Not because he’s gay, but because everyone, gay straight, male or female, Madagascan village elders or Inuit whale hunters, has something to say about Beyoncé. She’s the universal conversation starter.

Step 3: Get undressed

Because you just spent two hours playing in the mud and dirt, and it’s a locker room and you’re an adult — and get over yourself and seriously — you have to change out of your uniform. You smell like shit.

Step 4: Realize at this point, you’re looking at your gay teammate more than he’s looking at you

Why is he not looking at you? You’re attractive! You work out! Are you not his type? Maybe he’s only into punters. Oh my God, it’s almost as if your teammate is concentrating on getting cleaned up and getting home to his life, just like you were supposed to be before you got preoccupied with checking him out to see if he’s checking you out.

Step 5: Do your usual stealth glances of other naked teammates

Because straight men size each other up all the time in locker rooms. But it’s from a place of competition, which is far more acceptable for some reason. Bros bein’ bros, etc.

Step 6: Realize at this point, you’re being paid millions of dollars to exist on this team with this gay person, so you’ll survive somehow

At the absolute worst, this teammate finds you attractive and has a moment of weakness and lets one little glance slip that you catch, and you notice because you’re (of course) already staring at him. Now you know how the thousands upon thousands of breasts you’ve stared at slack-jawed in your lifetime feel. Congratulations, Margaret, you’ve just become a woman!

Step 7: Count the number of half-naked teammates around you and divide by 10

That’s how many actually are gay, whether they’ve stated it publicly or not. And they’ve been there all along, since you started playing football in high school, and somehow you’re still alive and unscathed and making millions of dollars.

Step 8: Shower

Because, again, you smell. If your gay teammate is showering at the same time, kudos to you for noticing he walked into the showers. Why are you watching him so closely, anyway? Seriously, are you cruising him?

Step 9: Dress, go home

And play with the piles of money you’ve earned from somehow being brave and manly enough to put on skin-tight capri pants, a jock strap and give other grown men really aggressive hugs and wrestle them to the ground.

How to Behave Around Your Gay Teammate in the Locker Room | John Loos via the Second City Network  (via gaywrites)

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Beyoncé,
Beyoncé

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*spreads legs*

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i think i laughed a little too hard 

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Great night to be @Finbars got to see Sidney Crosby!! Great night @penguins

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Troy: “Lots of pucks were shot from that room for sure.”

Narrator: And not all with pinpoint accuracy. 

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this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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The storm you call a workout, of course.

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sugoi-monogatari-aniki:

It angers me that I will never be able to be this cool. 

More on how heavy armour makes you less agile. -_-

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